Regardless of what you’ve been told and notwithstanding
whether their motivation was religious, economic or political the world did not
end in 2016.   I’ve seen 2017.   It’s here and as I write this it’s making its
way across the Atlantic to the US at well over 1000 mph.  ('Cause we're so far north of the equator)  

Should be in ChizleLand in about 5 hours.   Texas in 6 and if 2017 doesn’t fall in love
with Texas and stay it’ll make California in about 8 hours.   So, have another drink, sit back and
wait.   ‘Cause it’s on the way.

Feliz Ano Novo, Cyclefishes, ya'll.