For those out there that dont know I turned 47 today. Yee Haw! Ok thats out of the way. In 47 years on this planet what have I lurned???
80% of the basic skills of getting a long with others I lurned in kindiegarden.
Share what you have!
Dont say mean things!
Dont point at those diffant than your self.
Help others.
and just smile. It could be worse.
As I grew older I found out a few more things.
Girls are diffant than boys.
Cars and Bikes can get you in trouble.
Pain isnt all ways bad.
At one point I thought I had figed out things But I was wrong.
Thought I understood how to treat my fellow man. I was wrong there are excptions to the rule.
I thought that the courts where fair. I was wrong Get a good lawyer you can do nearly anything.
Girls are mean to each other also.
Pay and jobs arnt always given to the best person.
Then as I had childen of my own I lurned a hole new set of rules.
Kids are dirty nasty and smell. But your own are angels
People do grade you on your dress.
Bikers arnt allways welcome.
Girls pick there noses too.
Pee aint bad. But poop sucks!
Girls fart!
And not all girls like pink and purple.
Then in the 30s I found out the stuff that confusses me.
Ex wifes suck. Not in a good way.
Dating has changed! Not sure if its for the better.
Bones that you broke as a kid. HURT LIKE HELL IN THE COLD.
You can do the right thing and still be wrong!
And Money isnt everthing but its sure makes things nice.
Mid 30s
Life is like a bowl of nuts. Not all of them belong on your project.
Not all of your buddies are good people.
Not everthing is what it looks like.
and You can be wrong. Just dont do it in frount of the cops.
40s
Pain sucks!
Finding some one that thinks like you may not be the best thing.
Death vists everyone
Stupid now cost lots of money!
I know this sounds real bad, but some of it aint as bad as it sounds. I love life and love the kids. But there are some basics that had thay told me this shit when I was a kid I dont think I would have ever left the damned womb.  

Well hell I could have told you girls fart a long time ago...

some things a man needs to learn on his own Bitchylmao

Happy Birthday!

Happy Birthday Bloke..I knew girls farted..Know I know old shit hurts..One I learneded was dont propose during a lap dance...Cheers BOOF

Happy 29th Psych.

Girls don't fart we puff. And even then they smell like roses.

Happy BDay Psycho... I'm 57 and yeah, I learned some of those things. OK, damn near all those things. There were some good ones there... 'Specially the one 'bout 'Pay and jobs not going to the best person'... Live, Love, Laugh, Ride... s'all I can say...
Oh, the more Birthdays ya have... The longer ya live!
Edge Walker

47 last month. I think you pretty much have it all covered. I was holding out hope that they really didn't fart though.

Well at least you didn't waste 47 years not learning some good stuff.

Happy Birthday psychedelic

I remember 47 - barely

Happy Birthday!!! Youngin'! Let me say this about that "fartin'" thing. I got NO CLUE, what you're talkin' about...what's a fart??? lol!
Your list is pretty accurate, for the most part. Some things I could add, but I'm thinkin', it's your birthday, and you really don't want anything messin' with that, right? (Just kiddin' man, it really ain't all that bad.)
I've only got a few years on ya, and I'm one grateful, lady. Sure, there's some aches and pains, sure, there's some
people, I coulda done without, (and there's prolly a few, coulda done without me, too...) But, you're right on about the kids, and smilin' about it all. Cause when I look back on my life, I know that I'm one fortunate person, to have survived some of the things I have, to have the child that I have, and to have made the awesome friendships, that I have. And I'll always be grateful to God for blessing me, so. So, we ain't as young as we used to be, and there are times, when I really hate that. But mostly, there ain't a thing I would change.

Ride Free
Tweek

Lol great to see what 36+ is going to be like when I hurt now. Haha

Happy Birthday I hope it was a great one!

happy birthday mate...only 3 yrs to go before you become a legend.

Happy Belated Birthday!! Remember, you're only as old as ya feel!
<<<<<<22 for the 18th year in a row

Happy birthday Psych!!! Wait until you get 63 years old. You'll discover that you're the smartest person ya know!!! LOL

Peace

Nice post and Happy Birthday!

i learned that stupidity costs...unless there are no witnesses...they deny everything and keep walking,lol...Happy Birthday Brother.

Happy birthday, big guy.

Great post & Happy Birthday !!
I hear ya on the broken bones part,and it dont git any better in your 50's..lol..
one I mite add IMHO,"no good deed goes unpunished" !! : )

The story of life, so true....lol

47 years!
Cheze, I have a suit older than that.

One more to add to your list.
* "If you keep things long enough the come back into fashion."