joke

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    January 26, 2012 12:19 PM PST

    As a bagpiper, I play many gigs. Recently I was asked by a funeral director to play at a graveside service for a homeless man. He had no family or friends, so the service was to be at a Pauper's' cemetery in the back country.
    As I was not familiar with the backwoods, I got lost and, being a typical man, I didn't stop for directions.

    I finally arrived an hour late and saw the funeral guy had evidently
    Gone and the hearse was nowhere in sight. There were only the
    Diggers and crew left and they were eating lunch.
    I felt badly and apologized to the men for being late. I went to the
    Side of the grave and looked down and the vault lid was already in
    Place. I didn't know what else to do, so I started to play.

    The workers put down their lunches and began to gather around. I played
    Out my heart and soul for this man with no family and friends.I played like
    I've never played before for this homeless man.

    And as I played 'Amazing Grace,' the workers began to weep. They wept,
    I wept, we all wept together. When I finished I packed up my bagpipes
    And started for my car. Though my head hung low, my heart was full.

    As I opened the door to my car, I heard one of the workers say;

    "I NEVER SEEN NOTHIN' LIKE THAT BEFORE AND I'VE BEEN PUTTING IN SEPTIC TANKS FOR TWENTY YEARS."


  • January 26, 2012 4:22 PM PST
    Now that made me laugh out loud...Thanks!!
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    January 26, 2012 6:20 PM PST
    Yep, it 'twas a beautiful ceremony... a holey event, deeply moving, concrete faith was shown, an earthy tribute... hahahahaaaaa.... stop me... I can't stop punning...
    Edge .....of sanity
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    January 27, 2012 12:09 AM PST
    JONESY....you ROCK! That killed. I loves me some friday mornin', start the weekend off right, laugh my azz off, humorous pundits!!! Thanks, Bro!

    Ride Free
    Tweek
  • April 27, 2013 11:34 PM PDT
                                       this was a great DUH moment