I was at the fishin'hole Saturday and my buddy who just got married was there. I said to him why ain't you home home screwin you're wife? He says she's got gonorrhea.I said well roll her over and he says she's got diarrhea.So I says get her to give ya head.nope he says,pyorrhea.So I say well why did you marry her and he said she's got worms too and I just love to fish.