Jesus and Saint Peter are golfing. St. Peter steps up to the tee on a par three and hits one long and straight. It reaches the green. Jesus is up next. He slices it. It heads over the fence into traffic on an adjacent street. Bounces off a truck, onto the roof of a nearby shack and into the rain gutter, down the drain spout and onto a lilly pad at the edge of a lake. A frog jumps up and snatches the ball in his mouth. An eagle swoops down, grabs the frog. As the eagle flies over the green, the frog croaks and drops the ball. It’s in the hole. Saint Peter looks at Jesus, exasperated. "Are you gonna play golf?" he asks "Or are you just gonna **** around?"










Have a safe and blessed weekend...

Ride Free
Tweek

 

And as two other golfers follow, one turns to the other and says, "Who does that guy think he is? Jesus Christ?"
The other golfer says, "Oh no, he IS Jesus Christ. But he thinks he's Tiger Woods".

Peace

Oh Yeah, good mornig Tweet

Both are Perfect!! Thanks Guys!

Buahaahaaahaaa! Great follow thru, Jimmy!


Ride Free
Tweek

nice come back Jimmy..that was just as funny as the joke.....

Great joke...Great comeback!

Good one

Thanks for both a good chuckle is always welcome.

Oh Tweek... Actually, i laughed at this... while shaking my head. And Jimmy, that is a great comeback line...

Lol! Funny 2 times!