February 10, 2012 11:31 AM PST
A ranchhand is checking the fences and radios his boss.He says" boss I got a problem ,I hit a pig and it's stuck in the bull bars. What should I do? " The boss says" in the back of the pickup is a shotgun shoot the pig and then drag it out to the bushes".About 10 minutes later he radios back.The ranchhand says" I did what you told me". The boss said" so what's the problem." "The blue light on his motorcycle is still flashing."