February 23, 2012 11:07 AM PST
SIMPLE TRUTH 1
· * Partners help each other undress before sex.
· * However after sex, they always dress on their own.
Moral of the story:
"In life, no one helps you once you're screwed."
SIMPLE TRUTH 2
· * When a lady is pregnant, all her friends touch the stomach and say "congrats".
· * But, none of them touch a man's crank and say "Good job".
Moral of the story:
"Hard work is never appreciated"
February 23, 2012 11:14 AM PST
99savage Now that just ain't true, A friend of mine became pregant and we sent him to his job a Superhero Sperminator cake. have a great one "T"
February 23, 2012 3:17 PM PST
good one!!
February 23, 2012 8:36 PM PST
99savage Now that just ain't true, A friend of mine became pregant and
we sent him to his job a Superhero Sperminator cake. have a great one "T"
Now that is funny!!!! Haha.
February 24, 2012 12:42 AM PST
yeah we were lucky that if ya take a balloon shaped cake and turn it on its side it looks like a swimmer, then put a big white S on with Congtratulations SuperSperminatior! ya man it arrived on the job sight, I would have loved to been there to video it. This kid is like 13, we were some sick _itches. have a great one! "T"
February 24, 2012 12:55 AM PST
That's the way of it, ain't it? Didn't even get kissed, first. Sheesh. Anyways...I'm lovin' the cake idea. Specially at his place of employment. (long as the boss has a sense of humor). What better ego booster is there? (other than braggin' on your man's "prowess" within all his mate's earshot....lol!!!) Men are so cute....
Ride Free
Tweek
