A drunken australian biker staggers into the bar...

"Bartender (hic)... I sheem to have lost my wallet. Would you be kind
enough to stand me a drink?"

Bartender replies, "Sure. all you have to do is take a sip out of that
spitton".

He walks over, picks up the spittoon, and proceeds to drink it all
down.

The bartender, as well as all the customers at the bar, are sick.
Nauseous. Actually vomiting, in one case!

"Geez, Pal!" says the bartender, "You just had to take a SIP!!"

"I did", He said, "but I couldn't get it chewed off mate."

One Badazz Aussie Biker!

Been waiting on Boof to chime in on this one.........

Guero old mate I would drink muddy water from a hoof print but I dont reckon I could drink a whole spittoon....Spose well have to have a crack at it..CHEERS BOOF

I'll put somethin' on that! Soon as I'm done loosin' my lunch...BRB...aaaaaccckkk!!!

Ride Free
Tweek

Them Ozzies y'know...lol...


They have one called "Kevin Bloody Wilson" ...lol... and if you go on You Tube and simply type in Kevin Bloody Wilson you get songs like this come up...lol...(CONTAINS LANGUAGE YOUR LOCAL PRIEST WONT LIKE!!!)


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.....If you have delicate ears then just dont go there ok?  YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!!!!!

I met Kev in the Nashville Rooms just West of Earls Court in West London around 28 years ago when he was having fun with us Limey's...lol...

i MET kEVIN WHEN HE STOPPED IN AT OUR PUB IN CENTRAL VICTORIA FEW YEARS BACK..HE SWEARS NEARLY AS MUCH AS ME THE CRAZY BASTARD...NEARLY..CHEERS BOOF