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Bikers in Hell !!!!

  • BlvdCruiser
    • 2072 posts
    March 11, 2012 3:41 AM PDT
    The Biker
      
    One day a biker dies and finds himself in hell. As he is wallowing  in despair, he has his first meeting with the devil...

    Satan:  "Why so glum?"

    Biker : "What do you think? I'm in  hell!"

    Satan: "Hell's not so bad. We actually have a lot of fun  down here. You a drinking man?"

    Biker : "Sure, I love to  drink."

    Satan: "Well, you're gonna love Mondays then. On  Mondays, that's all we do is drink. Bourbon, Scotch, rum, gin, tequila, wine, beer. All top shelf. We drink 'til we throw up and then  we drink some more! And you don't have to worry about getting a  hangover, because you're dead anyway."

    Biker : "Gee that  sounds great!"

    Satan: "You a smoker?"

    Biker : "You better  believe it."

    Satan: "All right! You're gonna love Tuesdays. We get  the finest cigars from all over the world, and smoke our lungs out.  If you get cancer, no biggie, you're already dead,  remember?"

    Biker : "Wow...that's awesome!"

    Satan: "I bet you  like to gamble."

    Biker : "Why, yes, as a matter of fact I  do."

    Satan: "Good,'cause Wednesdays you can gamble all you  want.  Craps, blackjack, roulette, poker, slots, whatever. If you  go bankrupt, it doesn't matter, you're dead anyhow."

    Biker  :  "Cool!"

    Satan: "What about Drugs?"

    Biker : "Are you  kidding? Love drugs! You don't mean...?"

    Satan: "That's right!  Thursday is drug day.. Help yourself to a great big bowl of crack or  smack. Smoke a doobie the size of a cigar. You can do all the  drugs you want. You're dead so who cares."

    Biker : "Wow! I  never realized Hell was such a cool place!"

    Satan: "You  gay?"

    Biker : "No..."

    Satan: "Ooooh, then Fridays are gonna be  tough..."    

  • LolaMagdaleneScott
    • 395 posts
    March 11, 2012 3:44 AM PDT
    hahahahaha........well there had to be a downside somewhere.........it is hell.......
  • blurplebuzz
    • 3006 posts
    March 11, 2012 4:24 AM PDT
    roflmaothanks for sharing this !!!
  • Jetman
    March 11, 2012 4:32 AM PDT

    I am going to find it real tough when I get there then!!!!!


    Mondays, meh! Take it or leave it, dont need it...


    Tuesday will be ok!!!


    Wednesdays, meh! Take it or leave it, dont need it...


    Thursdays? Dont need any of it!!!


    I reckon thats when the fights will start...lol...on a friday!!!
    Not having any of THAT Cr*p!!!!!


    Looks like we get the weekends off though, maybe I should take the Harley and the trikes with me eh?

  • swish8
    March 12, 2012 12:52 AM PDT
    good one, blvd....i am borrowing. i hope you don't mind.

    peace

    swish
  • Deleted Member
    April 27, 2013 11:06 PM PDT
     with jetman - Friday fight day