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Old Man Blues
Edgewalker54
611 posts
December 3, 2012 10:37 AM PST
Well, I hope y'all like this one better than the "Merry Christmas" one I posted...
So here it is...
OLD AGE
My nookie days are over,
my pilot light is out.
What used to be my sex appeal,
is now my water spout.
Time was, when of it's own accord,
from my trousers it would spring.
But now I've got a full time job
to find the blasted thing.
It used to be embarrassing
the way it would behave,
For every single morning,
it would stand and watch me shave
.
As my old age approaches,
it sure gives me the blues,
To see it hang it's little head,
and watch me tie my shoes.
Tweek
9 posts
December 3, 2012 4:24 PM PST
Bwahahahahaaahaaaaahaaaaaa....lordy that's funny. Can I borrow that? My ex turns 40 this Saturday...lmao
RIde Free
Tweek
blurplebuzz
3006 posts
December 4, 2012 9:11 AM PST
LMAO
Good one !!!
Chaz
846 posts
December 4, 2012 9:44 AM PST
Nice, Now what is the fix again?
Jimmyacorn
1855 posts
December 4, 2012 10:58 AM PST
Good one!!!!!!