March 29, 2013 11:37 AM PDT
Jonesy...you left out our most dangerous animal, here in AMERICA...
THE MAN-BEAR-PIG
He walks upright, growls ferociously, and eats everything not nailed down. Sometimes, even those...lol
He's often GRUMPY, always messy, and is never satisfied. On many fronts. (No joke. HAHA)
And yet...
He has the charming capability of a Cobra. He memorizes you with his stare, with his movements, and
mostly with his smooth velvelty song.
Not many a female of the species, can withstand his courtin' dance, therefore, he's always assured
of carryin' on the lineage.
For as we know...
No man, even the MAN-BEAR-PIG
Can go for very long...
without another, to show his MAN-NESS!
Ride Free
Tweek

