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The Kiss

  • SolarBill
    • 566 posts
    January 30, 2011 10:07 AM PST
    A tough looking biker was riding his Harley when he sees a girl about to jump off a bridge so he stops.

    "What are you doing?" he asks.

    "I'm going to commit a suicide," she says.

    While he did not want to appear insensitive, he didn't want to miss an
    opportunity he asked "Well, before you jump, why don't you give me a
    Kiss?"

    So, she does.

    After she's finished, the biker says, "Wow! That was the best Kiss I have ever had. That's a real talent you are wasting. You could be famous Why are you committing suicide?"

    "My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl......"

  • Carrie1957
    • 114 posts
    January 30, 2011 10:09 AM PST
    Way toooo funnny...... LOL.....
  • RockBottom
    • 9 posts
    January 30, 2011 11:00 AM PST
    PUSH
  • Deleted Member
    January 30, 2011 11:16 AM PST
    Somehow I think he helped him/her ??? with maybe an accidental bump to help out? LOL
  • LaPhoenix
    • 202 posts
    January 31, 2011 12:21 AM PST
    lmao... accidental bump... perhaps a heave ho, toss!
  • GoFur
    • 844 posts
    January 31, 2011 12:43 AM PST
    That's funny. Gonna tell that one a few times at work today.
  • chocmintz
    • 580 posts
    February 4, 2011 7:02 AM PST
    LMAO
  • DebraJo
    • Moderator
    • 1516 posts
    February 4, 2011 9:30 AM PST
    ♫ L -O -L -A Lola.. ♫ well I am not the worlds most masculine man, but I know what I am, ♫ and I am glad I am a man, and so is LOLA ♫
  • Deleted Member
    • 1066 posts
    February 4, 2011 11:36 AM PST
    Whoa, something very wrong with that........lol
  • hgsc90
    February 5, 2011 2:30 AM PST
    Croc Dundee had a good idea when he checked first but beware of the return check.