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Welfare for Dogs......

  • Carrie1957
    • 114 posts
    June 7, 2011 12:59 PM PDT
    I went to sign my dogs up for welfare.
    They said "Dogs are not eligible to draw welfare." I said "my dogs are mixed in color, unemployed, lazy, can't speak English and have no clue who their Fathers are. I have to feed them, provide them with housing and medical care." She looked in her policy book to see what it takes to qualify.......

    My dogs get their first checks next Friday.
    Damn, this is a great country!! 
  • Deleted Member
    June 7, 2011 2:07 PM PDT
    Why don't I believe tht isn't possible. The way things are today I wouldn't be suprised! LOL
  • blurplebuzz
    • 3006 posts
    June 7, 2011 3:20 PM PDT
    LOL
  • Kritter
    June 7, 2011 3:42 PM PDT
    So how much are you getting for this? I wonder if they do that for cats too? HMMMM
  • RexTheRoadDog
    • Moderator
    • 19067 posts
    June 7, 2011 11:17 PM PDT
    Riley likes this...
  • webby
    June 8, 2011 12:08 AM PDT
    Great I am going to sign my Dogs and Cats up today.
  • hgsc90
    June 8, 2011 3:10 AM PDT
    I got 2 fish.! They don't smell good and talk about lost out of water.!
  • RevBigJohn
    • Moderator
    • 16869 posts
    June 8, 2011 4:38 AM PDT
    I did spend my $250.00 stimulus check I got a few years back building my Labs a new pen.
    Signing them up for welfare sounds like a good Idea. :-)
  • Deleted Member
    June 8, 2011 5:55 AM PDT
    What's a stimulus check, Rev?  
  • RevBigJohn
    • Moderator
    • 16869 posts
    June 8, 2011 3:11 PM PDT
    StreetBobGirl wrote...
    What's a stimulus check, Rev?  















    It's when they gave us retired folks some crumbs after taking a large percentage of all our wages over the years.

  • Deleted Member
    June 18, 2011 5:02 AM PDT
    SHUTTING DOWN THE GOVERMENT: WE ALL QUIT WORKING AND APPLY FOR WELFARE !
  • Seakers
    • 1161 posts
    June 25, 2011 11:24 AM PDT
    I got my $250 and took the motorcycle safety course it was a blast! But if they start (because with what was written it makes since) let me know. Haha!