After being married for 40 years, I took a careful look at my wife one day and said, "Forty years ago we had a cheap house, a junk car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10-inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep every night with a hot 23-year-old girl.

Now ... I have a $500,000.00 home, a $35,000.00 car, a nice big bed and a large screen TV, but I'm sleeping with a 63-year-old woman. It seems to me that you're not holding up your side of things."

My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot 23-year-old girl and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap house, driving a junk car, sleeping on a sofa bed and watching a 10-inch black and white TV.

Aren't older women great? They really know how to solve an old guy's problems.

I guess you can teach an old dog new tricks. You have trained him well

 Everyone has their own view of the lot.   Most of the time we can eventually see benefit of " their " view.     You don't grow old by being  STUPID . 

be careful what you wish for......

Love this joke....
Uhhh, it IS a JOKE, right?
You weren't in my livingroom a year and a half ago?
I'm now living in my motorhome, driving an old Subaru
watching a 21" color TV & I'm sleeping with a younger woman!
Well, I guess Art imitates Life!
Edge-0-Nite