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• ThBlackPearl replied to a topic in the forum Biker/Motorcycle Humor & Jokes:

  December 22, 2011

  Tequila Christmas Cake

  Ingrediants: 1 cup sugar 1 tsp. baking powder 1 cup water 1 tsp. salt 1 cup brown sugar Lemon juice 4 large eggs Nuts 1 bottle tequila 2 cups dried fruit I'll jot down the directions as I make the cake... Sample the tequila to...  moreIngrediants: 1 cup sugar 1 tsp. baking powder 1 cup water 1 tsp. salt 1 cup brown sugar Lemon juice 4 large eggs Nuts 1 bottle tequila 2 cups dried fruit I'll jot down the directions as I make the cake... Sample the tequila to check quality. Take a large bowl Check the tequila again to be sure it is of the highest quality. Repeat. Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add 1 teaspoon of sugar.  Beat again. At this point, it is best to make sure the tequila is still OK...try another cup just in case. Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2 eegs and add to the bowl and chuck iin the cup of dried fruit. Pick the fruit up off the floor. Mix on the turner. If the fried druit getas stuck in the beaterers, just pry it loose with a drewscriver. Sample the tequila to test for tonsisticity. Next, sift 2 cups of salt, or something. Check the tequila. Now shift the lemon...    less