Would You Remarry?

    • 611 posts
    February 11, 2012 7:57 AM PST
    Would You Marry Again? - Priceless
     
    A husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed reading when the Wife looks over 
at him and asks that dreaded question....
    WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?"
    HUSBAND: "Definitely not!" 


    WIFE: "Why not? Don't you like being married?"
    HUSBAND: "Of course I do.." 


    WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry? "
    HUSBAND: "Okay, okay, I'd get married again."
    WIFE: "You would?" (with a hurt look) 


    HUSBAND: (makes audible groan) 


    WIFE: "Would you live in our house?"
    HUSBAND: "Sure, it's a great house.." 


    WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?"
    HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?" 


    WIFE: "Would you let her drive my car?"
    HUSBAND: "Probably, it is almost new." 


    WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?"
    HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do."
    WIFE: "Would you give her my jewelry?" 


    HUSBAND: "No, I'm sure she'd want her own." 


    WIFE: "Would you take her riding with you?”
    HUSBAND: "Yes, those are always good times."
    WIFE: "Would she use my bike?
    HUSBAND: "No, she's got her own." 


    WIFE: -- silence -- 


    HUSBAND:  "Damn..."
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    • 1516 posts
    February 11, 2012 8:03 AM PST
    oops!!
  • February 11, 2012 8:13 AM PST
    So Busted!
    • 9 posts
    February 11, 2012 8:25 AM PST
    Damn...sounds a little too familiar! Thanks, Edge....Buahaahaaahaaaa, it was still funny, tho...

    Ride Free
    Tweek
    • 611 posts
    February 11, 2012 8:34 AM PST
    Yeah Tweek, sometimes the funniest things hit closest to home!
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    • 1516 posts
    February 11, 2012 9:46 AM PST
    that is what makes them so funny
    • 2072 posts
    February 11, 2012 2:30 PM PST
    Wonder if he heard the hammer drop before the slug hit him ????
    • 1161 posts
    February 12, 2012 4:22 AM PST
    LMFAO busted!
  • February 12, 2012 4:53 AM PST
    Interrogation is sooooo under-rated ........HILARIOUS!! HAHA!! thanks!
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    • 19067 posts
    February 12, 2012 8:09 AM PST
    Funny how a trap can appear.
    Two questions I NEVER answer. Just Mute Silence
    Would you remarry?
    Do these pants make my butt look fat?
  • February 14, 2012 10:07 AM PST
    Just say no brother, just say no...
  • February 14, 2012 10:37 AM PST
    LOL Thank You I needed that today!!