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• rollnwflo replied to a topic in the forum Biker/Motorcycle Humor & Jokes:

  May 16, 2012

  Old Blue...

  Johnny was walking home from school one fine day and when he turned the corner towards his house, he saw a small group of neighbors standing in a circle. Officer O'Malley was there too. Intrigued, Johnny wormed his way through the sea of adult legs...  moreJohnny was walking home from school one fine day and when he turned the corner towards his house, he saw a small group of neighbors standing in a circle. Officer O'Malley was there too. Intrigued, Johnny wormed his way through the sea of adult legs and when he reached the middle of the circle he saw what all the commotion was about. A neighborhood dog, Ol Blue was in the middle of copulation with another dog and from the look on his face, he was enjoying himself. Officer O'Malley saw Johnny and he attempted to remove the youngster, but Johnny said "Hey, I know that dog. That's Ol Blue!" O'Malley said "Now Johnny, ye shouldn't be seein' this." But he wasn't able to do more than try and block his vision. O'Malley continued on and said "Now Johnny, we've tried to seperate them but nothin we do will werk, so off with ye now. Go on, that's a good lad!" Johnny said loudly, "I know this dog and I know how we can...    less
• rollnwflo replied to a topic in the forum Off Topic:

  May 14, 2012

  The Dragon's new Skull Harley

  Now that I've gone through the Divorce I felt I needed a complete new start in life with new friends, new outlook on life and a NEW Scooter. Never have been to big into Skulls but I saw this bike and liked it so it's my new start to a new...  moreNow that I've gone through the Divorce I felt I needed a complete new start in life with new friends, new outlook on life and a NEW Scooter. Never have been to big into Skulls but I saw this bike and liked it so it's my new start to a new beginning. Of course this bike isn't for everyone, but that's why we all have different taste. Enjoy the pictures.... Come Back Skull Dragon  
• rollnwflo replied to a topic in the forum Biker/Motorcycle Humor & Jokes:

  May 14, 2012

  HAVING MOM OVER FOR DINNER

  Brian invited his mother over for dinner. During the course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful Brian's roommate Jennifer, was. Brian's Mom had long been suspicious of the platonic relationship between...  moreBrian invited his mother over for dinner. During the course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful Brian's roommate Jennifer, was. Brian's Mom had long been suspicious of the platonic relationship between Brian and Jennifer, and this had only made her more curious... Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between Brian and Jennifer than met  the eye.  Reading his mom's thoughts, Brian volunteered, 'I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you Jennifer and I are just roommates.'  About a week later, Jennifer came to Brian saying, 'Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?'  Brian said, 'Well, I doubt it, but I'll send her an e-mail just to be sure. So he sat down and...    less
• rollnwflo replied to a topic in the forum Biker/Motorcycle Humor & Jokes:

  May 13, 2012

  Those of us Born 1930 - 1970

  Born 1930-1979 TO: More recipients CC: recipientsYou More BCC: recipientsYou Hide Details FROM: James Volz Message flagged Friday, May 11, 2012 7:18 AM ...  more Born 1930-1979 TO: More recipients CC: recipientsYou More BCC: recipientsYou Hide Details FROM: James Volz Message flagged Friday, May 11, 2012 7:18 AM                 ...    less
• rollnwflo replied to a topic in the forum In Our Prayers:

  May 10, 2012

  Keep me in your prayers...please?

  Finally got to the Doc yesterday.  It's been over two years.  They yanked my insurance, when my son turned 18.  I'd been having a pain in my ribcage since February 2.  I know the date, cause I woke up feelin' like...  moreFinally got to the Doc yesterday.  It's been over two years.  They yanked my insurance, when my son turned 18.  I'd been having a pain in my ribcage since February 2.  I know the date, cause I woke up feelin' like someone had kicked me in the ribs.  AND that was the night I went to my first healing seminar.  I was prayed on, and got a healing, but not for that.  I didn't know to pray about it at the time.  I did have prayer for it, a couple of different times, thereafter, but the pain, and the "feeling" in my ribcage has not subsided.  I had a complete physical yesterday with the works, including a chest X-ray.  Please pray that my results are clean and clear.  God's will be done, and IF there is anything going on, I will hear about it soon enough.  Whatever the outcome, I appreciate and love all of you.  PEACE  Ride Free  Tweek  less
• rollnwflo replied to a topic in the forum Off Topic:

  May 10, 2012

  trailer vs ride

  i recently went to a major rally and stayed at motel with lots of bikes parked outfront and a lot of trailers in the parking lot.ive always thought to each his own, if you ride or trailer is your own perogative.but a couple staying at the motel won a...  morei recently went to a major rally and stayed at motel with lots of bikes parked outfront and a lot of trailers in the parking lot.ive always thought to each his own, if you ride or trailer is your own perogative.but a couple staying at the motel won a prize for traveling the fartherest and i noticed them at the motel trailering thier bike on sunday.now im not one to care about these awards but i had to laugh because i wonder if the people giving the award new they trailered thier bike.i think the award kind of looses merit if its givin to someone who does not ride thier bike to the event.just my thought.  less
• rollnwflo replied to a topic in the forum Biker Chat:

  May 10, 2012

  Something to think about

  Personally I really don’t like riding in groups, would rather watch the scenery than other riders but sometimes do it anyway,   On a ride last weekend something I long worried about happened. – An ambulance came up behind us –...  morePersonally I really don’t like riding in groups, would rather watch the scenery than other riders but sometimes do it anyway,   On a ride last weekend something I long worried about happened. – An ambulance came up behind us – What followed was not the smooth precision I hoped for nor the cluster ‘ I feared. - Eventually everybody got out of its way & nobody had an accident or dumped, but it seems unlikely that the ambulance driver remains kindly disposed to group rides.   When riding in groups most all of one’s concentration is devoted to the rides in front of them, doubt anyone is paying much attention to their rear view mirror. – Bunches of the riders subscribe to the “Loud Pipes Save Lives” theory & when there are lots of lives being saved it is improbable one will hear a siren until the emergency vehicle is kissing their tail light.   Suggest some protocols & instructions to be given before launching a...    less
• rollnwflo replied to a topic in the forum Biker Chat:

  May 7, 2012

  How do you clean your ride?

  Myself I use a bucket of water with laundry detergent and a house (now sprayer attachment because they can force water into the sealed bearings) a nice fluffy scrubber and a can of Gunk for the under carriage. After all that I use Pledge to wax her up!...  moreMyself I use a bucket of water with laundry detergent and a house (now sprayer attachment because they can force water into the sealed bearings) a nice fluffy scrubber and a can of Gunk for the under carriage. After all that I use Pledge to wax her up! Doesn't take long and it's all part of good maintenance! Like anything else a clean bike stays a healthy bike! :-) P.S. I need to get my happy ass out there today and put a shine on my ride, it's getting ugly!   
• rollnwflo replied to a topic in the forum Biker Chat:

  May 7, 2012

  Ride Safe & Watch Our For Cagers!

  I just want to say a prayer for everyone that the biker community has lost & to pray for those who are still with us!!! Rubberside Down & ML&R to all of you!!!
• rollnwflo replied to a topic in the forum Biker Chat:

  May 7, 2012

  Talk about loving your ride

   Man Sues BMW for Causing ******** – No, Seriously  http://www.asphaltandrubber.com/news/bmw-motorcycle-erection-lawsuit/ After a four-hour ride on his motorcycle, one BMW owner realized that he had a problem. Namely, a problem with his...  more Man Sues BMW for Causing ******** – No, Seriously  http://www.asphaltandrubber.com/news/bmw-motorcycle-erection-lawsuit/ After a four-hour ride on his motorcycle, one BMW owner realized that he had a problem. Namely, a problem with his erect *****, which after some waiting would not subside. Now while most of us would cheekily reply that such a state is the sign of a good motorcycle ride, this San Francisco Bay Area native is not laughing, and has filed suit in the Superior Court of San Francisco County (CGC-12-520316) against BMW Motorrad North American and Corbin-Pacific. Saying that the motorcycle and its dealer-installed custom motorcycle seat have caused priapism, the man is suing for lost wages, personal injury, medical expenses, product liability, and negligent infliction of emotional distress. The complaint reads: “Plaintiff was riding his 1993 BMW motorcycle equipped with a Corbin-Pacific seat. The ride lasted approximately two hours each way to...    less
• rollnwflo replied to a topic in the forum Biker/Motorcycle Humor & Jokes:

  May 7, 2012

  In response to E-Mails about my dog.....

  In response to E-Mails about my dog..... Please be advised, I am sick and tired of answering questions about my dog, ...  moreIn response to E-Mails about my dog..... Please be advised, I am sick and tired of answering questions about my dog, who mauled Six people wearing Obama tee shirts, Four wearing Pelosi tee shirts, Two Democrats, Nine teenagers with pants hanging past their cracks, Three flag burners, and a Pakistani taxi driver. FOR THE LAST TIME... THE DOG IS NOT FOR SALE !! ! I'M TRYING TO TALK HIM INTO QUITTING SMOKING, BUT HE SAYS IT HELPS GET THE BAD TASTE OUT OF HIS MOUTH !!!?? ...    less