March 5, 2012 4:14 AM PST
I have been coming to USA for 12 years now, well, its 13 years come May, and no matter where I go I talk straight and always find someone who can handle it...lol...
I was drinking with a buddy in a bar in Connecticut, as we went in he mentioned to keep a lid on as there were truckers at the bar and we should go sit somewhere away from them, so for around 5 mins I took his advice...lol...yeah right...
I went to get the 2nd round in and as I pushed my way through the truckers I simply said hello and from that started a conversation with them.....1st question I was asked is "You aint from round here are you", So I pointed in a generally East direction and said "No, About 4 thousand miles that way...lol...London England", and we got chatting there and then as I was saying things like.....
"You Yanks are fkn crazy, you all drive on the wrong side of the road" so of course the answer came back that it was us Limeys who are on the wrong side...lol... so I said a quickie...
"As I was driving out of Logan Int Airport I came west on I-90, and when I changed direction onto ordinary streets around Auburn Mass a radio report came out about some nut that was driving the wrong way along the street in the Auburn area and to watch out for him, so I foned the radio station and told them they had got it wrong...I Told Them That EVERYONE Was Driving The Wrong Way and that I had to swerve round ALL OF THEM!!!!!", well, the guy I went in there with was cringing on a corner table but the whole crowd that had actually built up as I was telling the story were all rolling around laughing and so I threw it in that I was serious about them all driving the wrong way.....GOT THEM TWICE that way!!!!!
You should have seen their faces when I said I was serious...lol...guy I was drinking with just stayed quiet in the corner, damn fool worries about truckers etc, as they all carry guns...lol...y'know what, they dont know me, and they dont know if I have a gun or not either, it makes for a very happy evening and masses of shouts of BYE from everyone as I was leaving...lol...
The following year I happened to take a g/f in that same bar and as I walked in the door there were 3 of those truckers in there and as I walked in the door the barmaid shouted out "Hey Slick...Hey Guys, Slicks Back again", How about that for being remembered.....