September 16, 2010 1:54 PM PDT
I used to love her, now i have to kill her. GnRoses
September 16, 2010 2:58 PM PDT
well the title isn't all that funny, but the verse that was added is pretty good when it comes to country songs: WELL, I WAS DRUNK THE DAY MY MOM GOT OUT OF PRISON
AND I WENT TO PICK HER UP IN THE RAIN
BUT BEFORE I COULD GET TO THE STATION IN MY PICKUP TRUCK
SHE GOT RUN NED OVER BY A DAMNED OLD TRAIN
It has all the necessities of any good country song!!!
October 16, 2010 12:49 AM PDT
How can I miss you, if you won't go away?......... Dan Hicks & His Hot Licks
Don't go away mad just go away ( Just go away) - Motley Crue
(Your Love Is Like) Nuclear Waste........ Tuff Darts
well the title isn't all that funny, but the verse that was added is pretty good when it comes to country songs: WELL, I WAS DRUNK THE DAY MY MOM GOT OUT OF PRISON
AND I WENT TO PICK HER UP IN THE RAIN
BUT BEFORE I COULD GET TO THE STATION IN MY PICKUP TRUCK
SHE GOT RUN NED OVER BY A DAMNED OLD TRAIN
It has all the necessities of any good country song!!!
Yes Deb, as DAC said, 'the perfect county and western song.'
July 17, 2011 7:18 PM PDT
She Was Waiting For Her Mother At The Station In Torino And You Know I Love You Baby, But It's Getting Too Heavy To Laugh....... Shawn Phillips
July 18, 2011 6:15 AM PDT
Drop Kick Me, Jesus, Through The Goalposts Of Life
Have no idea who.
July 18, 2011 6:18 AM PDT
You Can't Roller Skate In A Buffalo Herd
Roger Miller
July 18, 2011 10:34 AM PDT
'Drop kick me Jesus' 'twas Bobby Bare sjsak1
July 19, 2011 2:49 AM PDT
Thanx Rex
July 19, 2011 3:53 AM PDT
Tonight Long Stick Goes Boom - Krokus
July 21, 2011 9:29 AM PDT
White Punks On dope.... The Tubes
August 8, 2011 10:49 AM PDT
You're pretty when I'm drunk - Bloodhound Gang
August 10, 2011 9:42 AM PDT
The Genie in the bottom of the Jim Beam bottle made me do what I didnt wanna do-Adam Harvey
August 10, 2011 9:45 AM PDT
The Piano Has Been Drinking - Toms Waits
August 10, 2011 10:40 AM PDT
Do you f#ck on first dates-- Kevin bloody Wilson
August 10, 2011 11:16 AM PDT
Kiss Me Where It Smells Funny - The Bloodhound Gang
August 10, 2011 12:34 PM PDT
Santa Claus you c*#t wheres my f#ckin bike- Kevin bloody Wilson
August 29, 2011 5:47 AM PDT
The Ocean is the Ultimate Solution....Frank Zappa
September 14, 2011 12:27 PM PDT
Iv got big balls ac/dc
September 14, 2011 1:12 PM PDT
i aint drinkin any more, but i aint drinkin any less-kevin fowler
September 15, 2011 12:57 AM PDT
i aint drinkin any more, but i aint drinkin any less-kevin fowler
Speaking of Kevin Fowler, I just remembered...
Don't Touch My Willie
September 15, 2011 9:04 AM PDT
There was a redback on the toilet seat when I was there last night..Rolf Harris
September 15, 2011 10:52 AM PDT
The Floppy Boot Stomp---Captain Beefheart
