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The subject Men Love & Women Hate

  • Deleted Member
    March 17, 2017 5:14 AM PDT

    Most Women hate this subject and try to claim they never do it. Men on the other hand LOVE to talk about it...& DO IT!!

    Here we go Ladies........the truth about FARTS!!!

     

    How much do you know about farts besides the fact that they sound and smell funny, and come out from the bum. These are some things you should know about them:

    • Men fart more than women.
    • The original meaning of fart if forth as wind from the anus. This word was coined in 1962.
    • An average person farts around 14 times a day.
    • Those 14 farts a day are enough to fill up a balloon.
    • This is not something to be embarrassed about as it means that you are healthy. A healthy digestive tract produces farts. If you are not farting at all go to the doctor.
    • Farts are made up of hydrogen sulfide that reduces mitochondrial damage. Smelling farts can be healthy, thus next time you fart take a nice deep breath and thank the person.
    • Female farts tend to be stinkier as females have higher concentration of hydrogen sulfide. Female farts are healthier to smell.
    • Farts go as fast as 10 ft/sec.
    • If you have very tight sphincter you will produce louder farts as they have smaller tighter area to squeeze out from.
    • Gum and soda make you fart more, thus if you know somebody who farts a lot and they drink a lot of soda and chewing gum, hide it from them.
    • Most of the farting happens at night when we sleep.
    • Termites are animals which produce the most fart. Camels, zebras, sheep, cows, elephants, and dogs (especially labs and retrievers) follow next.

    THE TRUTH SHALL SET YOU FREE

     

    Night Dragon


    This post was edited by Deleted Member at March 17, 2017 5:22 AM PDT
  • yamwatiyam
    • 131 posts
    March 17, 2017 6:50 AM PDT

    have to show this to the wife. she's in deep dudu now!

  • Jimmyacorn
    • 1855 posts
    March 18, 2017 1:49 PM PDT

    LOL!!!  The weather sucks eh Ken?

  • Hunter55
    • 57 posts
    March 19, 2017 4:58 AM PDT

    HaHaHaHa[blockquote]Jimmyacorn said:

    LOL!!!  The weather sucks eh Ken?

    [/blockquote]

  • Tweek
    • 9 posts
    November 2, 2017 8:02 AM PDT

    The only thing I wanna say about this, is the best line I ever heard in a movie.

    It comes from Jack Nicholson in "THE BUCKET LIST", and it goes like this...

    "Never trust a fart". 

    muahahahahaaaaa

     

    Ride Free

    Tweek

  • blurplebuzz
    • 3006 posts
    November 7, 2017 12:29 PM PST

    It's all fun & games till a 90+yr old rips a long ripe one in the kitchen..and then acts like nothing happened what so ever?!? Lifes precious moments to treasure or not...

    stay safe & enjoy the ride 

  • Cycl3z
    • 4 posts
    January 11, 2018 7:30 PM PST

    LOL! You've reached that level of comfort if your partner farts when you're around

  • HOGPD
    • 2 posts
    February 21, 2018 5:37 PM PST

    This is ALL excatly why I have multiple German Shepherds in the house. Its nice to have one in the room to blame any time you need to!