February 20, 2010 1:08 PM PST
I relieved my day shift Officer 30 minutes early last night, and in return for myself....I was taking a leak outdoors and trying to check my cell phone messages at the same time. So I droped my phone and then pissed on it. Please nobody call me for a while, hate having that thing that close to my nose.
Dragon
I honestly don't know how to respond to that... except to say: "only, you, man... only you!"

lol