Soulmates only happen once...

Once and a while it's good to just let out a good scream

Scream was all that woman knew how to do.

Do or Do Not. There is no try. (Thank You Yoda)

Try the route less traveled.

Traveled roads are usu7ally packed with cagers.

cagers on cell phones scare the hell outa me

Me too is usually heard when cookies are given to kids.

Kids wine at the pitch as a jet engine

engine roar...... music to my ears

Ears againt the railroad track will get your head smashed.

smashed is a state achieved by imbibing a bit to much alcohol.

alcohol is the leading cause of drunkenness

drunkeness and dirving/riding go togeather like oil and water.

Water the garden regulery & you will have alot to eat.

Eat your vegetables.

Vegetables are something most kids don't like to eat.

eat, drink and be merry !!!!!

MERRY CHRISTMAS....HO HO HO!!!!!

Ho, Who you calling a Ho?

Ho or hoe? Merry work is it?

It was too cool for a biker to be upset with a ride today

Today was the last day of the weekend; bummer!

bummer weekends are either a very big disappointment or a trip without a time schedual or destination.

Bummer she said as he dropped his drawers