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• AussieJack replied to a topic in the forum Forum Games:

  November 24, 2010

  The Three Word Story Game

  Here's a new word game....just add three words     that follow along in a sentence to tell a story. Once upon a
• AussieJack replied to a topic in the forum Rallies & Events:

  November 24, 2010

  Sturgis 2010 Highlights Exploitation and Pussification of the Am

  STURGIS 2010: COLORS OR WEAPONS NOT WELCOME, BUT PEE WEE HERMAN IS... A Not-So-Satirical Commentary on the 70th Annual Sturgis Motorcycle Rally Copyright (c) 2010 Bruce Arnold. Republication with attribution permitted. "I never give'em...  moreSTURGIS 2010: COLORS OR WEAPONS NOT WELCOME, BUT PEE WEE HERMAN IS... A Not-So-Satirical Commentary on the 70th Annual Sturgis Motorcycle Rally Copyright (c) 2010 Bruce Arnold. Republication with attribution permitted. "I never give'em Hell. I just tell the Truth and they think it's Hell."--Harry S. Truman SATURDAY (14 August 2010) marked the end of 15 days and 5,790 miles in the saddle for DP, Hidalgo and me. We rode the first 1,515 miles from Miami Beach FL to Wichita Falls TX in 35 hours 35 minutes, qualifying for what should be certified as my 51st Iron Butt ride. The next 1,540 miles took us west across stretches of Route 66 in Texas and New Mexico, then north through the awe-inspiring peaks and valleys of the Colorado Rockies, and finally northeast across Wyoming to Sundance (where the Kid got his name), our home base for the 70th Annual Sturgis Motorcycle Rally. After spending four enjoyable days cruising 455 leisurely miles through the Black Hills of South...    less
• AussieJack replied to a topic in the forum Biker/Motorcycle Humor & Jokes:

  November 24, 2010

  Home Security

  HOW TO INSTALL A HOME SECURITY SYSTEM   1. Go to a secondhand store and buy a pair of men's used size 14-16 Work boots. 2. Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of Guns & Ammo Magazine 3. Put a few giant dog dishes...  moreHOW TO INSTALL A HOME SECURITY SYSTEM   1. Go to a secondhand store and buy a pair of men's used size 14-16 Work boots. 2. Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of Guns & Ammo Magazine 3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazines. 4. Leave a note on your door that reads:   Bubba, Duke, Slim, & I went for more ammo and beer.  Be back in an hour. Don't mess with the pit bulls; they attacked the mailman this morning and messed him up bad.  I don't think Killer took part, but it was hard to tell from all the blood.  Anyway, I locked all four of 'em in the house. Better wait outside.  Be right back. Cooter  less
• AussieJack replied to a topic in the forum Biker/Motorcycle Humor & Jokes:

  November 24, 2010

  Home Security

  HOW TO INSTALL A HOME SECURITY SYSTEM   1. Go to a secondhand store and buy a pair of men's used size 14-16 Work boots. 2. Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of Guns & Ammo Magazine 3. Put a few giant dog dishes...  moreHOW TO INSTALL A HOME SECURITY SYSTEM   1. Go to a secondhand store and buy a pair of men's used size 14-16 Work boots. 2. Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of Guns & Ammo Magazine 3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazines. 4. Leave a note on your door that reads:   Bubba, Duke, Slim, & I went for more ammo and beer.  Be back in an hour. Don't mess with the pit bulls; they attacked the mailman this morning and messed him up bad.  I don't think Killer took part, but it was hard to tell from all the blood.  Anyway, I locked all four of 'em in the house. Better wait outside.  Be right back. Cooter  less
• AussieJack replied to a topic in the forum Biker/Motorcycle Humor & Jokes:

  November 24, 2010

  The Parrot

  A young man named John received a parrot as a gift. The parrot had a bad attitude and an even worse vocabulary.  Every word out of the bird's' mouth was rude, obnoxious and laced with profanity.  John tried and tried to...  moreA young man named John received a parrot as a gift. The parrot had a bad attitude and an even worse vocabulary.  Every word out of the bird's' mouth was rude, obnoxious and laced with profanity.  John tried and tried to change the bird's attitude by consistently saying only polite words, playing soft music and anything else he could think of to 'clean up' the bird's vocabulary.  Finally, John was fed up and he yelled at the parrot. The  parrot yelled back. John shook the parrot and the parrot got angrier and even more rude. John, in desperation, threw up his hand, grabbed the bird and put him in the freezer. For a few minutes the parrot squawked and kicked and screamed.  Then suddenly there was total quiet.  Not a peep was heard for over a minute.     Fearing that he'd hurt the parrot, John quickly opened the door to the freezer.  The parrot calmly stepped out onto John's outstretched arms...    less
• AussieJack replied to a topic in the forum Forum Games:

  November 21, 2010

  ABCs of Geography

  Thought it was about time for a new game.  Saw this on another site I visit and it looked like fun. List a city that starts with the next letter in the alphabet.  When we get to "Z" we start back at "A". The city can...  moreThought it was about time for a new game.  Saw this on another site I visit and it looked like fun. List a city that starts with the next letter in the alphabet.  When we get to "Z" we start back at "A". The city can be in any country.  If it is in the US just list the City & State, if it is in another country list the City & Country. Ok, I'll start with... Assawomen, VA      (yes it's real)