seeing eye dog with its owner, appearntley the dog coundn't read because she didn't know..........

pee was unreadable, but as the dog walked by he stroked it...lol...well, he had to dry his hand somewhere didn't he? After a time he thought...

why am I in the bathroom watching some chick pee..........

When I could be doing more Tequila shots? So,

he went to the local bar and started drinking lots of tequila when

A 7' tall Biker walked up to him and said...

"Get the F*#k out of my chair, Boy!" then he

Grabbed the idiot by the soft parts and brought him down low enough to...

to feel his breath on his face at that moment he knew...........

this guy knew how to fight! But then...so do I! I stepped back and...

....allowed two midgets to take over the pounding that the 7' biker needed, one of the midgets-whose name was...

...Hulk did not need any help....

so I finished my bottle of Tequila and then decided to

eat the tacos on the run cause he'd had enought of this here place and he............

as he hit the door, he ran head on into the finest looking lady he'd ever seen in a pair of chaps. She looked at him and the taco fell right out of his mouth. She got this dreamy eyed look and said......

Hey big guy, do you happen to have a pair of....

spare knickers for me as I have just...

well what I mean is................well I'm all wet now..........as you ran out so fast and scared the pee out of me.

He said "I think I have something in my bag, why don't we go see what we can find?" She agreed. As they walked to his bike she told him she had decided to go commando. He had a "hard" time getting that visual out of his mind. When She suggested.....

that they go somewhere a little more private, and continue to get to know each other better. He said that sounded real good to him, as he threw his leg over his bike she noticed........

his clown tattoo, this freaked her out some cause what grown guy has a clown tattoo on his leg, what this........

could this mean, is he a closet hermaphrodite stripper nun? If so, she had heard of them before and wanted no part of it. She turned and said............

"Tickle me with a feather honey and give me $10, long time soldier boy"...to which he said ..... "

Never mind....I am looking for something different. So he got on his bike and rode into the sunset as he drove off he ...

started daydreaming of the love of his life, knew it could never happen, so headed back to mexico, got a bottle of mezcal and a senorita who knew how to tickle his pickle....