The Story Goes On

  • March 13, 2012 6:28 AM PDT
    his last meal, to his surprise ...
  • March 13, 2012 6:44 AM PDT
    They found him somewhere to sleep, it was a comfortable bed, but he was a bit concerned about the mirrors that were...
  • March 13, 2012 7:07 AM PDT
    everywhere. And we're not just talking regular mirrors, no, these were circus mirrors. So now he couldn't stop laughing at himself and it became obvious that he's not going to get any...
  • March 13, 2012 7:50 AM PDT
    sleep until he wraps himself up tight in....
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    March 13, 2012 10:00 AM PDT
    (stI) ko I tpye ot solw lol

    a sweet little blanket and has his....
  • March 13, 2012 10:14 AM PDT
    nearest nun/stripper come and tuck him in and give him a .....
  • March 13, 2012 11:09 AM PDT
    Hug and tucks him in bed then he woke up the next morning....
  • March 13, 2012 12:11 PM PDT
    well rested for the first time in a month, so he marched on down to the dining room and ate bacon, eggs, with.......
  • March 13, 2012 12:22 PM PDT
    PANCAKES and butter with plenty of SYRUP!!!!! My FAVOURITE USA Breakfast!!!! But I digress...lol...when full he said his thank you's for their hospitality and was just about to go out the door when...
  • March 13, 2012 12:24 PM PDT
    smelled the coffee.........
  • March 13, 2012 1:47 PM PDT
    he had to have a cup before he was on his way....
  • March 13, 2012 2:21 PM PDT
    and suddenly remembered to spiked it w/ some Old Bushnells, then ripped off his clothes again, cranked up his bike , when...
  • March 13, 2012 5:45 PM PDT
    his wife woke him up and he realized this had all been a dream, until
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    March 13, 2012 6:36 PM PDT
    HE SAW THE TATTOO OF A CIRCUS CLOWN ON HIS LEFT THIGH
  • March 14, 2012 9:19 AM PDT
    He was not sure why it was a tatoo of a clown but he remembered that...
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    March 14, 2012 11:32 AM PDT
    a big fat lady with a full beard had said she thought he looked REAL cute !!!!
  • March 14, 2012 12:49 PM PDT
    Are ya sure ya want to keep that Clown or that memory the wife asked.............
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    March 14, 2012 3:05 PM PDT
    Memory? Hell, I can't even remember walking through that..............
  • March 14, 2012 3:30 PM PDT
    last night mare, but dam baby grab an extra pair of nickers and let's go! So the couple took off for...........
  • March 14, 2012 3:32 PM PDT
    Sturgis and on the way....
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    March 14, 2012 3:35 PM PDT
    they are gonna look for that clown
  • March 14, 2012 3:37 PM PDT
    which will make him smile and keep her busy since he had no intention and taking the easy route there, so...........
  • March 14, 2012 3:39 PM PDT
    They stopped at Waffle House to get breakfast when....
  • March 14, 2012 3:54 PM PDT
    up next to them in the parking lot pulled a mini van of Shriner Circus Clowns, so they
  • March 14, 2012 3:56 PM PDT
    Clowns are freaking creepy so they left the Waffle House and rode on down the line to get away from them.........