Some tips on peeing outside. If ya have really good control down there, you can pull your drawers halfway down and push really hard...pee like a man. Or...do the girl squat, legs spread wide and pee down hill, that way it won't splat back up on ya. Oh yeah...and don't pee on a rock....greenery is better. LOL

Modesty? hahaha what is that? I have none!

My daughter got me on of those standing up things! LOL! No way! I'd be as likely to use one of those as wear men's underwear! Never! I can pee in the woods just fine though, I grew up camping so that's not an issue! Funny how when THEY gotta go it's urgent and when we do it's being girly! wth?!!

no kidding right Penne! have a great one "T"

Hey...... I'm a Surgical Nurse with a great idea !! Two words "FOLEY CATHETER" !!!!!!!!!

Mr Blvd have you ever had a "Foley Catheter?" I have when they did a lobectomy on me, got a terrible bladder infection, they did because getting up after opening the chest would be painful, to get up and go, however after they remove the freaking thing, having a bladder infection, peeing blot clots every 15 minutes, while I was coughing them up, lugging around the crap for my chest tube hurt 100 times more than just getting up and going. Foley's bad Idea. man have a great one! "T"

All I have to do is nibble on his neck and he knows it's time to stop.. My husband pulls over right away, even if I just want to stretch my legs ;:

Ladies.....PEE ON HIS BIKE!!!  ...It could work 2 ways, one, he will stop as soon as you say you need a pee, or two, he will never never ever EVER let you back on his bike...


It really is a no brainer...lol...you need to pee so just pee.....make sure you either have a change of clothes with you or wear something you can pull outa the way...


As soon as anyone I am with on bike, or in car or truck asks, then I find somewhere to stop, I reckon it this way, I piss you off you aint gonna feed me-I LIKE FOOD.....I piss you off often I aint gonna get lucky for a long time-it aint rocket science is it?  .....BUT.....If I show you just how caring a person I am and when my back itches like it does I know it will get scratched, I get fed, I get looked after in other ways, y'know... there is absolutely NO F*KN WAY I am going to mess that idea up!!!!!


C'mon guys...man up on this one, you want to do the ride, she needs a pee, so stop already, let her do it, even if it delays you 20 mins tops...I bet the benefits outweigh the negatives .....you know what I am saying.....

LOLjetman...If a guy wont stop.. time to ride yourown!!

Yeah, that would do too...lol...but I still like my way on this one...lol...I like food etc...aint rocket science .....

Oh man this is too funny..... Hey have you ever thought of just hitting him on the helmet and saying "Pull The F*ck Over" when you see a restroom sign? Or pee on his bike, he will never miss a stop again.... lolol Matter of a fact I would pull over at every stop I saw after that.....

I have to pee frequently, sometimes I get a few laughs from the ladies commenting how I can pee like a race horse.
Hell one woman said she could pee twice in the time it took me to go once.

when she has to go I ask.. "its X miles to the next town.. can ya make it"... if not, I look for a wooded area with a bush she can get behind... I do tease her tho... on a trip to Alaska on the Alcan Hwy, I took a pic of her going into a outhouse at one of the many pull offs along the route (100 + miles between towns).. and captioned it "Most common scenery of the trip"... don't know why she didn't think it was funny..

Ok check out this link this is what happen to me and the wife when we stoped
http://www.wsmv.com/story/21310627/woman-receives-bill-after-taking-a-restroom-pit-stop?autoStart=true&topVideoCatNo=default&clipId=8466572

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 thats why I often wonder if ladies have any sense of humor at all ?!?  

Well I'm usually road capt, leading the way, so I just pull over when I want and everyone follows! ha ha!

I pull my bike over & pee. If he chooses to ignore my gotta' pee hand signal, I will still stop, take care of business & catch up to him.

It' an easy choice for me. I enjoy my wife riding with me, so I stop as soon as I can when she asks. She isn't bashful about using the side of the
 road, so she will let me know if it is a "right now" stop, or a "next place" stop. And if she makes me stop, she has to flash her titties, so it's worthwhile!
 
She has Lupus which make her so uncomfortable that I usually have to stop more for her to strech than anything. On a good day (less painful) she seldom needs me to stop until it's time for fuel.

Oh yeah, if I have to stop to pee, then I have to flash her...

Never really found it to be that much of an issue because I normally only run 1 to 2 hours before I need to stop and stretch, so we normally do it all... get gas, stretch, get a drink and pee. I am never in a hurry when running long trips, so I'll stop whenever. Wife's not bashful about the side of the road either. As a matter of fact if the restrooms are really bad, she'll tell me to get back on the road and stop at the next tree she can hide behind. She says I have a knack for finding the most disgusting restrooms anywhere!

I try to say something before it is way too bad, but I always get the "Oh, I forgot." Further down the road I will eventually slap his helmet! Then he stops. lol