April 16, 2012 2:18 AM PDT
Ladies.....PEE ON HIS BIKE!!! ...It could work 2 ways, one, he will stop as soon as you say you need a pee, or two, he will never never ever EVER let you back on his bike...
It really is a no brainer...lol...you need to pee so just pee.....make sure you either have a change of clothes with you or wear something you can pull outa the way...
As soon as anyone I am with on bike, or in car or truck asks, then I find somewhere to stop, I reckon it this way, I piss you off you aint gonna feed me-I LIKE FOOD.....I piss you off often I aint gonna get lucky for a long time-it aint rocket science is it? .....BUT.....If I show you just how caring a person I am and when my back itches like it does I know it will get scratched, I get fed, I get looked after in other ways, y'know... there is absolutely NO F*KN WAY I am going to mess that idea up!!!!!
C'mon guys...man up on this one, you want to do the ride, she needs a pee, so stop already, let her do it, even if it delays you 20 mins tops...I bet the benefits outweigh the negatives .....you know what I am saying.....