MINE IS : DID MY SHOVEL GET YOU WET OR DID YOU PEE YOUR PANTIES?
                AND  ALL YOU NEED IS A SHOVEL TO BURY AN EVO

silly yuppie, trailers are for boats

if you don't have a bike, you are not a biker!

helmet laws STILL SUCK!

Where in the hell is my MEDICATION?

I'm hearing the voices again.
They don't like you.

mine's is ................................**** AWF !!

na ,dont have any .lol

"It used to be about the bikes"

and

"Is there and after life? Touch this bike and find out!"

Oh! one more......

"ASS,GRASS OR GAS - NOBODY RIDES FOR FREE!"

"TOO OLD TO GROW UP"
center-back

and

"FECK"
and
"ARSE"
on the sides

Well, these aren't on my helmet, I put them on my tour pac:

15 grand and 15 miles don't make you a biker

for some there's therapy, for the rest of us, there's motorcycles

Bikers are a rare breed, Harley riders are a dime a dozen

"4 wheels move the body--2 wheels move the soul"

Says it all for me!

"You never see a motorcyle parked outside a psychiatrist's office"

Says it for the hubby!

Oh well.....


I don't have an attitude problem...that's how it's supposed to be. 

"I'm not totally useless. I can be used as a bad example"

My motto has and always will be:

"Pissy Female Attitude"

I have it on my race cars too!

Helmet I don't need no stinking Helmet.......My head is hard enought, I know I proved it in KY.

Usually I'm smiling cause I have'nt got a clue what's happening! So Old I Fart DUST!

I'm only two people short of a threesome

I LOVE IT!!! LOL 

One I forgot about is my bike is not leaking it is marking its territory

Well.... that was..... like watching a car accident. Didn't wanna see, but couldn't look away! LOL

"The days of sport f'in are over"

LOL You guys are all too punny!!!

One of my nail clients has one that says B.I.T.C.H.--Babe In Total Control of Herself!