July 27, 2010 2:52 AM PDT
hmm - tough choice, I really have a few favorites (that's why they're on my helmet)
"The Management of
This Establishment
IS NOT RESPONSIBLE"
"When choosing between two evils
pick the one you haven't done yet...!"
"If I learned from my mistakes
I'd be a F*#king genious...!"
"I'm lost-I've gone to find myself
if I should return before I get back
PLEASE ASK ME TO WAIT"
"ATTENTION THIEVES
Please carry your I.D.
so next of kin can be notified"