"English mother ******. Do you speak it?" ~Samuel L. Jackson -Pulp Fiction

"The worm has turned & it's packin an uzi." Jack Nickolson~Wolf

if peeing your pants is cool consider me miles davis --- billy madison

NO--silent movie

"My Precious!!!!!AAAAAHHHH" Gollum~Lord of the Rings-The Two Towers.

just when I thought you couldn't be any dumber , you go and do something like this , and totally redeem yourself . ----- dumd and dumber

oh,I got a helmet.i've got a beauty--easy rider

pardon my French , but Cameron is so tight that if you stuck a lump of coal up his ass , in two weeks you'd have a diamond ---- ferris bullers day off

Death,what do you all know about death--platoon

this mr stay puft's okay . he's a sailor , he's in new York , we get this guy laid , we won't have any trouble . --- ghostbusters

Good, bad, I’m the one with the gun. — Army of Darkness

the price is wrong , bitch !! --- happy gilmore

You have to do the best with what God gave you.- Forest Gump

I was born a poor black child -- the jerk

Just watched it...

What is your major malfunction, numbnuts?

They **** YOU at the drive-thru, okay? They **** YOU at the drive-thru! They know you're gonna be miles away before you find out you got f***ed! They know you're not gonna turn around and go back, they don't care. So who gets f***ed? Ol' Leo Getz! Okay, sure! I don't give a f***! I'm not eating this tuna, okay?
~Lethal Weapon 2~

All we have to decide, is what to do with the time that is given us.- Lord of The Rings-

ever notice how you come across somebody once in a while you shouldn't have f__ked with? that's me. - gran torino

I am the Fuc*&ing shore patrol...Jack Nickleson "Last Detail"

"hey man, am i driving okay?" "i think we're parked, man" - up in smoke

okay. finally read the game rules. (when in doubt, read the instructions) so, i'll throw out an easy one:

 

"you tell 'em i'm comin', and hell's comin' with me."

wild guess, here

forrest gump, sally fields as his mother

 

in case i got lucky,

 

"i have nipples, greg, could you milk me?"